HELP ! Trying to contact you but only message on answerphone, drums aren't getting through and my carrier pigeon has bird flu. Already left message on Forum as answer to your original one. Please put me out of my misery and phone me-01440786325-07785574564. Celia :
What have I told you woman don't contact me at home
the eagle has landed and the” package" is in quarantine. I will be under the clock @ snowhill station with a copy of the times in my button hole and a carnation under my arm
Snowhill station is being watched by "them". I suggest Sunnyditch Junction, and I will be wearing a polka dot bikini with a copy of TR internatinal stuck in my pants. Celia. P.S. I didn't realize your mobile phone was tapped.
I tell you what I thought Jon and Jonathan squeezed into Berkeley was borderin on perverse but Celia wearin a ....I SAID FRANK. A polka dot bikini...yes FRANK a bik...ho dear he’s gone weak at the trunnions.
On the matter of my mobile I don’t think “they” have any proof it’s mine as I use hands free so there will be no finger prints
I went to bunnystitch junction this evening but you didn’t show, perhaps “they” were watchin the port….I hope they don’t start watchin the whisky as Frank will be in trouble.
Arr Frank your back with us I SAID SHE WILL HAVE A COPY OF TR ACTUNG IN HER NICKE….ooh he’s gone again
You got it all wrong, it was Sunnyditch Junction and I was there; but I've now got chilblains in my nether regions, and its' all your fault. Who's going to apply my chilblain cream ?!!
There is something desperately wrong with your self-desruct system as I have been away on SHHH secret operations and still picked up the message 2 days later. You will have to shoot your decoding person. Number Four is locating the gearboxes and will leave them in a watertight container in Loch Ness. After you have stunned Nessie with my patent Peerless stun gun you may extract them and take them to your secret destination. This message will not self-destruct but if the wrong person reads it it will know and they will turn into an M.G.
Encoded message enclosed, DISS POLICE ON N.H.S. STN.
