Oh worthy registrar, why is there nowt on the hallowed forum about the assembly of varied mad Peerless/Warwick lunatics which is alleged to be taking place in the wild and woolly depths of the Midlands on 13th January? ( Do the worthy rustics know their peace is going to be shattered fo ever ?) Please enlightn moi--P. Pitstop.
This reinforces the view that some Peerless owners shouldn't really be let out on their own. (It's even more dangerous when we get together in a group)
And, announcing the venue in advance will give enough warning for the locals to start a protest, get the barricades built, issue some ASBO's, take down the road signs, etc.
I suspect that Nigel is only intending to publish the target location at zero hour, so that we can sneak in under the radar, under cover of darkness, and retain the element of surprise.
You wore that peek-a-boo outfit last time we met, couldn't you wear the polka-dot bikini this time, it really becomes you, ooooh have I let the cat (?) out of the bag, honourable bossman. Frank, I thought you were coming in disguise now your venerable motor-car is famous and covered in stickers ?! Anyway I doubt the worthies of wherever it is know about this secret website, so I think we are safe, or rather they aren't.
Well, it's not famous yet, and the stickers have all gone, before the gloo hardened. Hopefully nobody will recognise it now, and I missed the scratches, stress cracks and the dreadful paint job so much. At least I can drive it now without wearing the paper bag with eyeholes in.
However, on a recent expedition north of Warwick I noticed that a lot of roads are barricaded with those coney things, almost all road signs seem to direct you to this place called Toll, and the enemy radar is everywhere. We will have to be very careful, I suspect that they already know we are coming!
Perhaps we could organise a decoy, any ideas ? UFOs over Birmingham might be good for a try, perhaps Nigels' pink peek-a-boo boxer shorts could be attached to a flying saucer, that ought to give em sommat to think about. Good work Frank anyway, keep on getting the inside info.
You want to put a UFO in my pink peek-a-boo boxer shorts Celia?
Do you know what UFO stand for
On the matter of the New Year bash I will be going to see the hotel tomorrow (I've been to busy....yea you've heard it all before!)to finallise the numbers and will let "certain members" know!
I had a genteel upbringing you seem to forget Mr Peek-a-boo. So UFO of course means nothing else than unidentified furry (oh no I mean flying ) object. Wow the mind boggles, I think I need my smelling salts !
I've been trying to decode the hidden message here....
My foot is very well, thank you for asking. Actually Denise and I have been using the Rat and Firkin of late, the pork scratchings are very tasty.
And any spiders depositing moisture on a 380AH battery would either gas the occupants of the car or end up singing the short chorus of Willy the Welda (in a north eastern accent).
